Welcome to the surrealzone, please leave your sense of
reality in the cloakroom. Once upon a time Tom Hanks
jumped off a spring loaded pool table and a seagul was
winking at him so Arthur said "Roll up, roll up, get ya
loofer while it resembles a shredded wheat".
Click the above trowel to enter the zone!
(It's all right, the trowel isn't what you
think it could't not be, it is in fact the
non-opposite of a telescope.)